  Porn. Porn is great. So why is it so hard to find in hard copy? Ok, so you can find dozens of male-directed mags at the local liquor store. But what about lesbian porn? I dont mean the usual girl-on-girl action advertised by a mans mag.
I mean lesbians BY lesbians. I dont want that cum faced child with some hairy-gorss man. I want women. Loving porn. Loving bondage. Not degrading crap. The other day I bought a copy of Hustler for the first time in my dear life. I though Id get it for the dirty gift exchange at my house for the LGBT gift exchange. You should have seen the lecherous face on the dude ringing me up.
da-hahhaha. Shes buying a porno mag. Hil-hil-hil. So when I got it home, I couldnt believe what I was looking at. The porn was ok. Lots of incredibly looking women, all cold and dry. Why cant you show an aroused woman? Is that not beautiful/amazing? It was so totally hetero and full of money shots that dripped from the faces of 19 year old girls with too much makeup. Nasty to me, but men are nasty. It hit their target audience, Im sure. But who wants to see that as the last image of a sex act? Why not lift your leg and piss on her. It seems like the same thing. Put me in there, last frame of me vomiting on his face.
(be careful thats another mag) What offended me though? Not that. it was the cartoons spliced in there. With a caption that says, Sex is always better after the big fight. No, not a boxing match on the telly. Ha, ha. Theres the joke. Hes fucking his bride from behind while her bloody face, minus an eye and some loose teeth on the bed covered in blood. Helllooooo?!!! NOT sexy. Just fucked up, really. Oh, there were more images I dont need to relay to you.
Whos buying this shit? Ok, besides an unknowing me. I tore those sketches out and still gave it away to an excited girl who wanted to see Jenny Jamesons pussy. Which was adorable, but still. Those ballooning boobs are such a put-off. How long until women get sculpted vaginas? Hm should I change my major from literature and go into plastic surgery? 
