  god bless having old drug buddies that are still my pals. kegler fucked up his back too, so the both of us were quite a pair the other night hitting the glass. pay no attention to the professionalism i displayed by using only the middle finger and thumb to light it. i swear i didn't get stoned everyday for five years straight. i'm getting all set for the surgery. pre-op - check. foot brace - check. house cleaning of porn and various contraband - well, no check yet. i'm packing. i'm vac-ing. mom will be visiting the condo to care for the kit-kats until i can stand up again on monday. she's no snoop, but this is my private den of iniquity. you never know, and it isn't worth the risk of fielding questions later on. 
