  Damn! No more Ephedra! I used to pop those ("cross tops") when I was a teenager and couldn't get a hold of any crystal. Take two, and you're on your way. Take a handful and you're rollin'. Thats MS Reardon to you, Sausage Smuggler. Today I went to get my eyes checked again. Seems that since I turned 25, my eyes have taken a turn for the worse. It bothers me to read. I can feel my bad eye giving up and making me cross-eyed. Not attractive, no.
So I went, getting there early to scope the frame options. The ones I /really/ liked were $500. Doh. Mom would wring my neck if I charged that to her credit card (along with the 200 for the exam, etc.). so I got some cheaper ones that look alright. No more Lisa Loeb impersonations, but I think that joke has run its course. Filling out the preliminary paperwork, I came across a seemingly innocuous question: Are you currently taking any medications?
The image of Ms. Collette Reardon popped into my head. Seen that sketch on SNL? Good god, I had to list a whole SIX medications. Like, See attached page. Ive barely just remembered the names of all of them. Lamictal, Elavil, Neurontin, Buspar, Effexor, and Darvocet. You try remembering all that! On top of remembering to take Neurontin FOUR times a day. Its a chore. Then again, so is keeping up on your health. Eating right, exercising, keeping the house sterile, sleeping properly. 
