  Yay! Futurama is back on the air! Adult Swim on Cartoon Network. Not too sure of the time, but Im happy to see that its back in some form outside of the purchase of DVDs. Makes me think of the copy of the final episode of The Family Guy that was yanked from being aired because of its chancy content. I didnt really like the show (that baby irked me), but the last episode should be required viewing.
Anyone want to borrow it? Its on DVD compliments of my brother. Nostalgic humour. I suppose its time (oh, I have the time) to transcribe the LAST REMAINING COPY of something I wrote up back in the 9th grade. I thought it forever lost through time and various hard drive crashes. But when I moved, I found myself a copy neatly folded up in a box all by itself.
It used to make me pee my pants, and even still I laugh. It made me plenty of friends to pass around. Anyone ready? Here goes: Sanity Survey: Please answer the following questions as completely as possible. 1. [ T / F ] I am annoyed by the taste of my teeth.
2. [ T / F ] Most things are better eaten than forgotten. 3. [ T / F ] Likes and dislikes are among my favorites. 4. [ T / F ] I cant unclasp my hands.
5. [ T / F ] I can wear my shirts as pants. 6. [ T / F ] I feel as much like I did yesterday as I do today. 7. [ T / F ] At parties, I like to sit by myself in the corner and collect a great deal of saliva.
8. [ T / F ] I often mistake my hands for food. 9. [ T / F ] I try to swallow at least three times a day. 10. [ T / F ] Id rather eat soap than little stones.
11. [ T / F ] I never liked room temperature. 12. [ T / F ] My throat is closer than it seems. 13. [ T / F ] I line my pockets with hot cheese.
14. [ T / F ] Ive lost all sensation in my shirt. 15. [ T / F ] My best friend is a social worker. 16. [ T / F ] No napkin is sanitary enough for me.
17. [ T / F ] I walk this way because I have to. 18. [ T / F ] Walls impede my progress. 19. [ T / F ] My uncle is as stupid as paste.
20. [ T / F ] My toes are numbered. 21. [ T / F ] Mans reach should exceed his overbite. 22. [ T / F ] People tell me Im deaf.
23. [ T / F ] I can find my ears, but I have to look for them. 24. [ T / F ] I dont like any of my loved ones. 25. [ T / F ] Sometimes I have the strange feeling that Ive done something before.
26. [ T / F ] Sometimes I have the strange feeling that Ive done something before. 27. [ T / F ] A good friend should stick to the ceiling when the going gets tough. I was a quirky teenager. This was before all the drugs, BTW.
Your feedback, please. I can't tell whether it's funny anymore. 
