  A flash of ennui lead to one of the most comprehensive cleaning fits in recent memory. By god, I own a new fabulous- vacuum that Id yet to spend time with.
After taking the thing apart to find its potential flaws, I declared it sound and went to work. Used the mini-vac on the stairs, swiffered the floors, cleaned the car interior (its raining, why wash it? ), dishes, cupboard reorganizing, closet reorganizing, laundry, bleaching the blood out of the sheets, cleaned the cat box let me know when youve heard enough.
I even took the last of a Darvocet bottle just to tidy up, throw away the empty. And why not? I did an hour on the bike and 50 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, light arm weights. Now that I have all of that equipment in my house, i dont have to even walk outside to get sweaty. My arms are getting nice and fit finally. I want to look tougher. Compensate for shaky insides. I feel good now. In control. Safely locked in the house alone. Even the overdue cable bill isnt worrying me.
I should be used to ringing up debts I cant pay by now. Only a matter of time before I can get a job again and catch up. While working out, I indulged in some horrible television (a redundancy, I realize). I was watching a VH1 special on cradle robbers and another on hot single Hollywood types. The images propelled me to produce another list. Here goes: The TOP TEN most Fuckable Famous Women: (ah-hem) 1.
Catherine Zeta-Jones (ugh, and her accent kills me) 2. Selma Hayak (no words necessary) 3. Kristin Davis (aka Charlotte York from Sex and the City) 4. Angelina Jolie (her blood fetish is right-o with me) 5. Lisa-Marie Presley (its those eyes and her cute little mouth, not her personality) 6. Gina Gershon (in Bound) 7. Madonna (at any time in her career) 8. Neko Case (goddess of song) 9.
Demi Moore (still ruins me I know shes a Claudia-era crush) 10. and finally, Barbara of the Bush Twins (young, but adorable) See? I really do need school to occupy my mind with more constructive endeavors. This is what you get when Ive got too much time on my hands and no love in my /real/ life to direct my energies. Im watching The Blues Brothers for the second time in as many days. Its been running on Comedy Central this week.
So why dont we throw in my first famous crush, Princess Leia. Man, was Carrie Fisher hot. And queer! Ah, its fun to fantasize. I suppose I could add a boy to the list. That blond elf kid from the Lord of the Rings trilogy. He looks like a woman. Only his anatomy is all wrong for me. but isnt he cute? Back to the cleaning. I think Ill bleach the grout on the kitchen counters. 
