  because i am feeling a bit lonely now,  i'll reply to the latest onslaught by alice and her friend miss ang:  i am fairly sure that for all alice's english acing credentials are worth,  she is quite aware that when i write about " fucking chinese scholars"  i used the expletive as a verb.
 i am a zhong guo ren,  of course,  just one who isn't too well- versed with the language.  but don't go around waving your pet monkey's privates at me:  i am quite peranakan.
 which means that my parents were brought up in an exclusively malay +  english environment that,  in turn,  affected my upbringing.  not my fault.  my great grandparents are 100%
 chinese,  i believe.  that i never denied.  i even frequently point out on slashdot,  of all places,  that the chinese economy at its current growth rate will overtake the US by 2041.
 in fact when you and me are eighty,  alice darling,  you'd be buying chinese love songs just because your overlords are now chinese and you'd be doing a happy,  sexy ( in an old way)  hallelujah dance in the streets (
slightly shaky,  of course,  since we'd be eighty)  and i'd be clapping my hands and pouring tea syrup ( because maple syrup is western)  all over myself because i can't really read the instructions properly.
 i didn't generalise about being cheated and such.  i am sure greenday is american.  i am sure than linkin park is american.  and just to test if i'm not a twit,  clay aiken is also american,  because if he weren't he wouldn't have participated in this american idol thing.
 don't think i don't know read bbc entertainment,  yo nigger.  my school:  you're right here.  i'm a blemish in a perfect school.  i suck.
 with respect to my slow emotional growth as a teenager,  i find that,  well,  since you have no doubt read in our local agenda- setting newspapers that even three year olds are displaying signs of purchasing ownership ( buying games,
 harry potter,  etc)  that in the past have only first presented themselves at teenage.  and appropriately,  teenagers our age no longer as in the past assert that it's teenage,  damn it,
 but instead try to act all adult and everything and end up bloating every other girl's tummy across the fucking street because they think they're so bloody smart with their phds and their toyotas and their linkin park cds and their microsoft computers and their nike shoes ( brought to you by a chinese sweatshop)  and their nokia handphones.  every person i know owns one,  except maybe cc.  i thought that since you find "
dear"  a bit trivial and american then " alice darling"  " ali sweetie"  "
hominy bidet honey"  ( sounds like a kind of soup)  and " frank"  (
clay aiken has a hedgehog called " frank"  and urlLink clay aiken is no american ,  no no no)  should suffice.  and there's also "
alicko yo yo yo i luvvvv u baby yo yo yo niggers eat crap and go away from muh alicko"  which is more aligned to your american affiliations and " a- li- si wo- ai-
ni ni- shi- wo- de- girlfriend"  which is a respectful number to hail our collective chinese roots.
 up to you,  anything is fine.  they all refer to the same girl i like so much.  i still love you,  no matter what.  even if you still doggedly like that acs fellow,
 i will never give up on you.  and to the person who got curious and asked the acs guy,  just tell him this in nigger language:  " you nigger yo yo don't steal muh alicko from muh arms nigger go drink your coffee and flush it down the toilet and freeze yr head in da freezer yo cos it sure hell stink of fish!  !
 "  fuck where the hell did i pull that from.  if i continue,  this will be a damn classic.  i feel so good now.  ok bye.
