  urlLink best analogies ever written : "The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't. " i hate those fucking puzzles. bbc reader's comment: "the music industry has to start treating people like they have brains instead of dumping this top 40 pop garbage on us. " a few days ago on slashdot: "i listen to a lot of urlLink alternative music . it's called urlLink top 40 . sincerely, the american public. " i met matt at b.k., and he said something stupid in front of his girlfriend. (or maybe not quite his girlfriend, because they weren't already holding hands and all that stupid nonsense and cuddling and saying very mature things to each other. ) all i can say is this, birds of the same feather flock together. the urlLink bird of my dreams hates me because i'm a pagan, and because i like to talk nonsense about how we're going to be ruthlessly abandoned by our children and biting on concrete for our meals. and maybe it's that i've progressed ever so slightly in years and in centimetres, but i find it better to stay by the sidelines to hide and watch, occasionally hiding behind the fattest tree stump when i'm noticed. i find it better not to torment her and keep her angry, i'll do anything that floats her boat, i guess.
call me a failure if you like, but by no means have i given up. i'm just making things more difficult for myself. but anyway, here's a little survey i scooped up from an obvious source. I AM: a virgin. I WANT: wealth, power and intelligence. and to be practical. I HAVE: lots of tea. I WISH: for unlimited wishes. I HATE: many people. I MISS: my childhood. no wait, i'm still living it. no. be patient, i doctor, you miss nurse, she nurse your wife.
I FEAR: a lot of things, i'm a wimp. I HEAR: immediate radius: brian eno. beyond: ventilation facilities, cars. I SEARCH: for answers. but really -- more of the time i search for questions. the world's already this fucking complicated, why simplify matters? I WONDER: if i will ever get to see penguins mate. I REGRET: that i regret at all. I LOVE: almost all the people who hate me. and almost none of the people who love me. that's the world for you. I ACHE: when I over-exert myself I ALWAYS: make life hard for others. I AM NOT: a lion, a flying creature of any sort, or a circus animal. I DANCE: U PAY (me, preferably) I SING: not really.
I CRY: urlLink tens of times a minute. (i have no rough figures, actually, it varies from about 5 to 70 bpm. ) I AM NOT ALWAYS: a walrus. I WRITE: everywhere. including my pencil case. I LOSE: my virginity. hopefully soon. that's what every teen hopes for. I CONFUSE: with confusing words. I NEED: a girl. that's what every male teen wants, too, but i guess all i want is a lot of money for now. I SHOULD: conquer the universe. clear up my room, wash the dishes, and drink less tea. 
