  i knew it: ok computer is pitchfork's number one album of the 1990s. fine. flaming lips at #3 and dj shadow is #7. fine. and no white stripes (whew). okay. but no gastr del sol? how fair. -edit- sorry for the very horrible grammar.
i am rather famous for having poor grammar, if you don't mind me. but employing daft tactics with your parents, i am afraid, is one of few good ways to live life the way you want it. but seriously, we have no pastries at home to go with a whole new box of jap green tea (i am not acquainted with brands, of course). scrabble partner and i quit after i won for two straight games to finish watching monty python's meaning of life. surely among all their movies there isn't one with a greater capacity to offend and to insert stupid jokes every few lines (or whole scenes, really, which is typical of them). in one, um, some guy is in a battlefield with a subordinate who bought (and presented to him on the battlefield itself) two clocks and a cake (he made it himself from sixty days of rations). and a cheque. in another, the python simultaneously make fun of the catholics and the protestants, and there is also one of a waiter who asks the cameraman to follow him for miles just to be told in the end to fuck off.
and there's a man who is sentenced to death for cracking a stupid sexist joke in a motion picture, or something like that, and he's sort of chased by tens of women without their tops (before finally falling off a cliff into his grave). yes sir, nude to the flesh. but only waist up, and you can actually see 'em bouncing up and down. my favourite, apart from the one where they are reciting nonsensical prayers in the chapel, is the one where the headmaster is teaching a sex class. (he is teaching foreplay. ) yes. and there is also a full demonstration but they only filmed the head and shoulders of our fearless protagonists.
and all of the students, um, don't *quite* like the lessons. hell, you should look at their lifeless expressions. hahahaha. if you actually don't believe urlLink all of this happened in that particular movie, then i guess you haven't heard that in the holy grail movie all the knights gallop around without a horse and there's a kind of helper (who doesn't even wear a horse suit to keep up appearances, if you don't know that) behind him who claps two coconut husks together to make the galloping sound, which is quite genius. anyway, i have to go. bye. 
