  daily republic urlLink article on al gore dissolves into (almost) snide hamster-talk, literally: Beyonce is built like a woman who might enjoy a hamburger or salad with dressing. She has hips, breasts, thighs . . . in all, she's a great role model for young girls. the oldest known ancestor of the marsupial is chinese, says scientific american's hot new article. (the publication isn't that hot. ) cy: "yesterday jf* and i emerged through a pelting of heaven's lovely acid drops wet. i once reasoned with myself that rain brought happiness to those in drought and nasty colds to hypochondriacs... and love for the romantics: "'darling, i'm hot, wet and bothered. ' "'and i'm cold, wet and bored, sweetie. can't you bring a towel or an umbrella or something?!
' "ian^ said something the other time: 'the difference between males and females is that the females lust the hearing ear and the males lust immediate gratification. ' it was an insightful harbinger crafted in the true spirits of obviousness and stupidity, but damn the fucking bastard@ to hell, that stupid moose-bummed louse.#' *name changed to protect the identity of the ever-smart antagoniser of Girlfriends. ^ my english name is "ian", and i've always wanted to drop it, but some things do have to stay with you for life. @ i am not a fucking bastard because i do indeed have parents. # i am not a stupid moose-bummed louse either, my bum does not resemble that of a moose. 
