  oh, just in time for my guardian angel's departure: thank you thank you thank you. i is forever indebted to your kindness. may you be forever beautiful and your pet monkey not die in the operating theatre tomorrow. anyway, er, i have been sleeping too much in the past few days and with luck i'll have $30 to spend a whole afternoon snacking on expensive pastries at... starbucks. and just before i waste my entire afternoon sleeping, i decided to talk about myself again. 1.
What is your name? notlob 2. What colour pants are u wearing right now? i don't wear pants. dark blue shorts. 3.
What are you listening to right now? some traffic noise. 4. What are the last four digits of your phone? i don't have a phone. and my home telephone does not count as mine.
5. What was the last thing you ate? vermicelli soup. 6. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? i dont want to be a crayon 7.
Where do you plan to go on your honeymoon? the moon. duh. 8. How is the weather right now? prudent, cheerful and pretty mellow.
oh damn 9. Last person you talked to on the phone? nigel 10.What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? boobs. oh what a giveaway. 11.Do you like the person who sent you this?
i pilfered it from someone, actually but shes okay laa. 12.How are you today? chipper 13.Your favourite drink? since sparkling grape juice has contributed to my latest sore throat, i like soya bean now. 14.Your favourite alcoholic drink? i did try drinking 25% of a carlsberg.
and i spat it all out. 15.How do you eat an Oreo? i don't. 16.Strawberry Shortcake, cake or strawberry first? cake. just like i eat the bread of a shortbread first.
17.What's the next CD you're going to get? i have no idea. probably a tortoise cd. 18.Eye Colour? black. 19.Do you wear contacts?
no. i am a glasses man. 20.Favourite month? no particular favourite, but april is feminine enough. 21.Favourite food? i forgot, really.
22.Last movie you watched? oh, "master and commander". also the first time i knew the title of the movie i was watching. 23.Favourite day of the year? fruit day. it's the first thursday of every calendar month of our school.
i have no idea why either. 24.Are you shy to ask someone out? depends. more usually, i'd rather sleep. 25.Do you like scary or happy movies better? both are equally stupid.
26.Hugs or Kisses? oh claptrap. i want money. 27.Relationship or one night stands? i don't believe in those things. 28.Chocolate or vanilla?
neither. 29.Do you want your friends to write back? not if they don't want to 30.Who is most likely to respond? cy 31.Living arrangement? with parents.in a room that looks like a war-zone. 34.What book are you reading now?
books are for children, i just read the economist from cover to cover. hahahaha 35.Favourite board game(s)? scrabble, but that's only because i always win. 36.Favourite magazine(s)? no particular favourites. they're all staunchly patriotic that it hurts the soul.
37.Favourite smell(s)? plenty. 38.Least favourite smell(s)? equally plenty. 39.Favourite sound? happy sounds all right.
but only those coming from the next hotel room. 40.Best feeling in the world? i'd like to say "elatement", but what does it mean? 41.What is the first thing you think of when you're awake? my girlfriend. no.
i don't think when i wake up. 42.Fave colours? probably robert's favourites 43.How many rings before you answer the phone? i don't answer the phone. 44.Future child's name? i don't think that far ahead.
45.What is the most important in life? money. or having a good breakfast. 46.Favourite flower? i dont like flowers 47.Favourite dress code? i wear whatever my fashion stylist recommends, and unfortunately that person is my maid.
48.Do you like to drive fast? no 49.Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? no 50.Storms? woohoo. 51.What type was/will be your first car? i don't want to have a car.
but i'll be happy hitchhiking. 52.If you could meet one person dead or alive: the person who said she'd like to meet george w. bush because he's smart and wonderful. 53.When is your birthday? 4/4 54.Your zodiac sign? aries 55.Do you eat the stems of broccolli? yep.
56.What type of people do u dislike the most? most people. that does count as a type. 57.What type of guy/girl are you interested in? interesting types. 58.What would you do to impress a guy/girl that you like?
i would nap for two days straight. 59.How would you react if the person you like rejected you? i'll just cry or something and stuff myself with oatmeal. that's what i'd do. 60.Would you die for someone you love? maybe. 
