  thank you kelly for an inspring collage of male giraffes doing *it*. buggery. to name four things that will happen in 2004: bush gets re-elected, saddam hussein dies in "mysterious circumstances", france starts calling america "bigot-land", and microsoft will not go bankrupt. to name four new year resolutions: to study hard, to be good to my parents, to learn to tame female dogs, and finally to become the first intergalactic stud.
oh wait. to name a wish: i hope my mother nags at me less often. heh heh heh. to name a person of the opposite sex you hope will make a difference to you in the coming year: i dunno. i don't need no stinking woman to make no difference in my non-existance. what a giveaway. 
