  winston churchill: "Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. " recently, our school website had a much needed revamp to something less awful, but awful nevertheless. and our school policies urlLink model around a good english standard, chinese and christian values, and to be gentlemanly. if there is a marist who is actually less barbaric than a horse deprived of its caffeine supply, well, he isn't. and we're not only proud of the fact that we are enormously uncivilised, we're also smug about it. now, it's not that i hate the school or what, but every bad thing you've heard about the school is true. some of us have pointed ears, some of us kiss pixies and most embarassing of all -- some of us even peep at the pigeons screwing on the rooftop as they bob from side to side while we are supposed to be doing something useful, like singing the school song for the millionth time, or doing a test, or watching a teacher babble on with a blank expression that reveals an awful lot.
we also have no toilet paper in the toilets for one of two reasons: some person or persons unknown have been eating our supply of toilet paper, or the school has "absentmindedly" struck it off its annual budget for the tenth year running. conspiracy theorist? mmm conspiracy. this is the nacho man signing off from, er, mars. bye. 
