  two days ago, y dared me to ask a random sundry shop girl out for valentines' day. which i did, because i don't engage in bets where i don't win either way. (nb: i happen know the girl personally... but still she rejected. it could've been a month of free meals. ) the consequence of that is... i have free meals for five days at any of several expensive restaurants, all happily sponsored by y. woo.
i rocker. so now, i am date-less, tired, lonely, cold and suffering from a bout of boredom-nitis. so i'm trying now to ask, um, my biggest crush on this entire planet -- to protect her privacy, let's call her alice and let's put her initials as YQY -- to go out with me and i can't contact her at all. (i am appealing to everyone who is a mortal to contact this person for me. ) upsetting. anyway, i should be going now, to -- er -- study. bye. 
