  i think i'm turning vegetarian. ever since i stopped weaning (and started whining, and that has never stopped since) i've been eating some kind of meat, and my arteries have inherited the legacies of countless members of the animal kingdom. yes, so while urlLink terz laments about civil engineers (the engineer joke *is* all over google and slashdot), i'd like to start complaining about how mediacorpse used urlLink FOX NEWS FEEDS FOR THEIR LIVE IRAQI WAR COVERAGE , yes, the smartest idea since they introduced those variety shows where the hosts scream like they've got mice in their knickers (and we got sick of that eons ago) and the same sappy dramas that people just love to watch.
yeah. i can hardly say "mediacorpse is a company run by sane, rational people with an IQ above that of a mexican jumping bean" without choking on my favourite water chestnut drink and reproducing it all over my iBook's cute screen and keyboard.
mediaworks isn't much better, they just keep emulating everything mediacorpse does. now try saying "mediaworks is a company run by sane, rational people with an IQ above a doornail because they don't emulate everything mediacorpse does, and everything mediacorpse does simply reeks of the carcass of inferiority". i'd rather step on a box of kitties, bless them, than say that. at gunpoint. and also, although this is more because of very crafty planning, SBS' decision to happily alter bus services as they like it to "reduce redundancies in public transport" and to "facilitate integration with the NEL".
you all know what that means, don't you. doesn't it just reek of a company desperate to write off losses from a metro system they can't operate in such a way that it turns in a profit, and so taking full advantage of their monopoly over public transport to make us spend a lot more.
and what is it that i was talking about? ah, i forget. i feel a whole lot more civil now, for a change. usually i just have all the hatred huddled up somewhere, tossing and turning under a thick blanket. it feels unbearably warm and fuzzy, like if you ate sweaters. or the polyester filling of my pillow. and i just want to drink something citrus and bitter. like coke. i mean, citrus tea. goodbye. 
