  the kee wen fact files, entry #35 729: kee wen will not accept any girl who is older than him as his girlfriend. singapore is a first world country? well, entry #35729 will confirm that this is absolutely untrue.
wonder what i talk about on instant messaging conversations? here are two samples: a) me: "i thought you could only have one best friend, by grammatical convention. " b) cy: "alistair cooke's number one legacy to the millions of american republican dumbasses*: proper, although quoted english on FOXNEWS dot com" me: "don't start despising them yet... let's until *after* the elections" c) me: "i have never been caught with my prescription trousers down" * "dumbass" appears to be american slang, but is a sufficiently accurate descriptor. 
