  my revision is advancing at a very fast rate indeed: about 0. yeah for fruit juice. mediacorp tv is giving away prizes for your urlLink "frank" emails about its television programming. here's mine. dear mediacorpse, your company is a major fuckup. let me qualify that in several, easy to read passages.
one, while i have no objections to your broadcasts of american shows, do refrain from copying "wheel of fortune" when all you can afford are cheapskate prizes. at least invent your own cheapo gameshows. two, nobody wants half a million rock concerts, and nobody wants half a million britney spears/linkin park concerts, except all the braindead jackasses in singapore (and that amounts to only about 40% of us, and that's only a modest estimate). also, rock music isn't everything. three, using the very left-wing FOX NEWS for your iraqi war coverage isn't very telling of the brains running your fine corporation.
i'm also sure that CNA deployed FOX NEWS for the last US presidential election coverage. that's just plain stupid. four, your ratings war with SPH mediawoks is both infantile and futile. quit the shit. everyone knows SPH mediawoks will quit once they lose too much money (although, yes, they've got a lot of money in the bank). five, don't bother with the english sitcoms. while our locally produced chinese shows are the epitome of "seven evening eight evening cry father cry mother" - the variety shows are about 90% screaming, and the dramas about 90% crying - the english shows are the new epitome of "crap".
why don't you support our arts scene and broadcast one of those plays instead? six, if you are really sincere about art central's "comedy night", put it on a prime time slot *every* night. seven, quit the "soccer" thing. first of all, it's "association football". if we can live with calling the game *not* played with a spherical football "american football" (incidentally, a better name to describe that sport would be "futile rampaging"), we sure can live without that stupid american coinage. eight, 70% of singaporeans might be chinese, but 20% are *not* chinese. i think that's a minority large enough not to ignore with your stupid, fantastically timed chinese shows on your so-called tv mobile (many bus drivers are so sick of it, they just don't bother turning it on any more).
your choice of television programming, whether it is intended or not, is stifling, confusing and stupidifying us, as you can see from the construction of this very sentence (caused by watching five minutes of your rather inferior news show). it has very obviously stemmed from negligence and stupidity. the fact that you people actually won something at the asian television awards thing is only a testament to the inferiority of asian programming, sad to say. yours, a very disgruntled part-time viewer 
