  I've got an eyelash stuck in my eye, and for the past fifteen mins I've been trying to get it out with wet tissue paper. What? Playing with your eyes like that? It's under approval by webmd.com, and thank goodness it's not even in the sclera itself. Unfortunately, the dispensed advice isn't of much help, the wet tissue paper can cling onto said lash when it is, say, completely on the sclera or on the eyelid.
Mine is in the middle of nowhere. It's tucked inside the bloody lid, and no amount of probing is going to work. And I don't know where the eyedrops are. Mama, come back now. Or at least don't remove the eyedrop bottle from my room. Or, maybe, in the next five minutes, I'll magically blink it out. Yeah, that's what will happen. A miracle. 
