  Part one of my cross interview with CY (partly shamelessly ripped off from the Guardian's famous Small Talk section). (Edit: There won't be a part two, though. Mainly because my questions were too boring. I bet the woman cheated on the Tory question. Nobody ever gets the Tory thing right, let alone tell between right and left wing. ) In British currency, how much does a pint of milk cost?
What is that in Singapore currency? I am a metric person, and I don't buy milk. I don't bloody know. A lion and a tiger are fighting. Who wins and why? Are both healthy?
Do they have equally sharp teeth? Am I the only spectator? What are their sexes? Yes, yes and yes. Both male. Then the tiger wins... unless the lion is unmarried, in which case the lion will be so crazed as to visualise the tiger as a female lion and...
Okay okay. What is the air-speed velocity of an African swallow? Laden or unladen? What changes will come our way in the next generation? Fundamentally, zero. Idiots will continue to exist, proliferate and fight over: religion, politics, money, people who like people of the same sex, Jews, and China.
Because China has always been a troublemaker, right throughout their history. Sort of. And, half of these problems will persist because Americans will consistently vote for presidents with extremely low IQs. What colour and type of underpants do you have on? Dark blue briefs. Name five jobs you'd love to have in your life.
Probably write a column for a magazine, or write sitcoms, be a theoretical physicist, be the next Dalai Lama, and most likely be a drunken, fat lout. What is the biggest problem with the world? That we are all cockups. That's a really detailed answer. What is the one sitcom you're curious about? Dennis Miller show.
One day I'll watch it. Hopefully. You've watched enough of it to know... are there any good Seinfeld-the-sitcom quotes at all? George's "I can't carry a pen, I'm afraid it'll puncture my scrotum" is the only one I can think of. 
