  Some person filed a USPTO urlLink patent for a peanut butter sandwich. Why a totally uncool Microsoft employee urlLink became an "impractical, elitist hipster", wait, I mean, culturally superior. Whatever, dude. Samsung means urlLink to come . A really dirty story. Apparently, we've got lessons on Saturday.
I've lost a lot of my Bio stuff so I don't have an answer key to my holiday assignments. Sounds like I've got to: 1) photocopy someone's entire bio file, which is about as thick as my English file, and you know what our English teacher is like; or 2) slack four weeks the way I always do and then come to school to copy everything. G's Primary 4 sister is really cute and everything, but she's got all the usual inclinations of "bitch". I'll keep it short, because at the end of it all I had to surrender two Mars bars. Two-point-five bucks... which makes this girl the first female I've spent more than a buck on in my entire life.
(My mom and sis collaborated to swindle me of two bucks, but that's ok.) Thanks, that could've gone to fattening me up for winter hibernation, but apparently you fear for my obesity. Love you, darl. Ahem. My adventures with da mugus aren't going too well, but I've heard it's "exactly like sex". Unfortunately, you know how Singaporeans are like in bed, so I do not know whether to expect anything good to come out of this. 
