  (Seems that hax0r translates to "hacker" in English, because it's supposed to look like a "C" and "K", but I also do not see many similarities between "leet" and "genius". ) A very tame list of the urlLink stupid things girls* do . (Girls = adolescent females; other types of girls are more worth your time. ) Oh, standard stuff. I have a quibble though. What is inexplicably unexplainable is that after those few people compiled this list, more boys and girls come around to argue and, of course, mingle. What is even more unexplainable is the excessive usage of the words "like, hello?! ", which is all the more ridiculous because we do not have a ridiculous American twang to go with it. Or the word "guy", which is slang, and never mind that Nigerian 419 scammers refer to each other as "guymen", which would raise the average homophobe's eyebrow above the roof, and Singapore has got more homophobes than number of gas bubbles in a freshly opened can of Dr Pepper's.
I haven't read it all, and not since this "girl" decided to add her urlLink refutal . Will you people find some better use for your time. Like watching pornography and fantasising about girls on the Net. Oh wait. Here, though, is a short list of stupid things boys like to do. Generally applies to all males, but particularly to people from my school. (I like to distance myself from these people by not using the words "schoolmates", "buddies", "best friends" - which defeats the purpose of the superlative; and "brothers".
) 1. Make amorous noises at the few young, female teachers in school, never mind voluptuous rating. 2. Urinate all over the toilet. I've never seen anybody in action before but I bet at least one joker goes fire hydrant all over the f***ing toilet. 3. They all look alike - they have the same bags and sneakers, and they all wear the same sick-looking bermudas at the mall. They justify that with "it looks nice WADDD", but honestly, never trust people who listen to Hoobastank and wear the same Nike shoes to school because it's "trendy". 4. Nobody is willing to splurge on teen magazines, but the moment one is spotted everybody crowds around it to read stories about girls with blue discharge, or worry that hairs on their armpits would fall into their cornflakes. 5. They like to appear crazy to girls. That is probably why all their Friendster testimonials read "dis guy ar.... crazie one... hahaxx". Although in school they don't spend five minutes without making a reference to the human anatomy, having sex with someone's parents (would you really), or being a general asshole.
6. They play the skin flute, skin the one-eyed trouser snake, greet John Thomas, sharpen the pork sword, and go blind. Some do it a lot and others do it occasionally, but everyone does it. And their moms don't like it... usually. 7. They'll play sport with you but it seems that their idea of sport is to completely deny everybody else of a fun afternoon.
Anyone to add to this list must note one thing: that it must describe people from my school only, because I hear other schools have better specimens of boys, and it's not as if some half-brain here couldn't do with a reminder of what he is - a weeping, self-hating loser who mutilates himself over the kitchen sink because so do those creepy, crazy American rockers. Bye. 
