  On the I-caught-a-bug front: I was taking a shower when I noticed that there was a (dead) beetle caught between the folds of my towel. How it got stuck there, how it died there, how come it didn't fall off onto the bathroom floor - I don't know. On the football front: Been working on left-foot crosses and free kicks. So far my progress is okay - it's got the right swerve at least.
But my approach angle for the left foot is a bit tight, so I've got to work on the power bit. Low shots: shabby for both feet. And I cannot dribble still, but that isn't such a great footballing virtue in my favoured position. On the academic front: Let's just say it's generally crappy. But I've just started trying to make sense of my maths, at least. And biology. Boy do I suck at both. Of course they're both subjects you must mug for, and I haven't mugged them at all.
But my tutor has a tantalising offer that she will keep secret from Mother, which involves some kind of generous monetary compensation for my hard work, so I might actually get cracking. On the girls front: ______. On the Simpsons-front: We had a Simpsons TV party at G's house since his Mother cooled a bit from the time we flashed Carol Cleveland's boobs at her.
Four hours and 8 episodes. All of them slightly better than average. And in between, lots of weird tasting (but refreshing) beverages. My to-do list: Scan the new Friendster pic Kenn has made for me - or rather, I just kidnapped the damn thing Get someone to respect me for once Get a recipe for a great Nigerian dish... I'll force one of my 419 scammer pets to find it. Heard it's a Lagos favourite, so shouldn't be too hard to get Finish my English argumentative essay Finish my Physics workbook exercise and Physics whatever Get some stationery - oh wait it's eight and I better get cracking So that's it from me. 
