  i knt speel we have a chinese test tomorrow. as you may or may not already know, my chinese standard has gone beyond the state of desolation. yesterday, i swear i knew at least three different chinese words. but now my fever (and this miracle cooling water) has almost brainwashed me.
i can't figure out anything that lsm has to say about her herbal medicines, her herbal torture clinics OR her virgin child yellow liquid sea. and neither can i make much out of our new chemistry teacher's (khoo ye... come back! now! ) half-honkie-half-anglican accent. maya thinks it's an overdose of the official english accent of the world; but considering that this teacher of mine - not unlike my physics teacher, my mother and a thousand million people - like to add plurals to all kinds of esoteric nouns. it could be that my hearing faculties are on the decline. old age. even marcel doesn't look that old. but i guess any teacher would be better than our physics teacher at english now; even ms half-anglican. mr physics teacher, of course, has a brilliant penchance for language that does not resemble English in all its flavours as we know them.
his best attempt at good english, according to the slides that he has uploaded to our school portal, counts to a measly 25 english language errors with extra consultation, giving concessions on very liberal terms. time to down another bottle of cooling water. i'll see you in the south pole. i'm the human with RB the penguin cutting my toenails. 
