  mmm, food i have some chicken pie, a very nice mug of coffee, and some chocolate chip butter biscuits. things hardly get better than this. and just now, smoke was practically belching out of my neighbour's kitchen like a very... long fart.
a long fart without the sound. all good farts have the distinctive, aristocratic purr of civilisation. imagine you woke up one day and no one ever farts. well i'm a future fallout standing in the present; erase my phantom. and talk about the future: i've got a social studies source-based test next week (or is it the week after? ) and maybe i should start studying for it. i don't even know what chapter they're going to test.
i hope a miracle happens. like maybe i grow a second head or i start eating fluorescent bulbs so i can be as nerdy as one of those sngs people or something. or maybe i should just keep reading wikipedia. i swear if i go on reading wikipedia at this rate, i'll either turn crazy or become the world's most comprehensive human encyclopedia. or both. gasp. 
