  elective today is weird: i am having a black soy drink that is not black and a lousy banana cake that tastes more like pandan. as you all know, um, some advertisement on the people's republic of north korea came up in mediacorpse's fine newspaper publication. but i guess the seventy-two hours to seven days of hibernation under my warm blanket nest -- as the fine people who babble and think in chinese call it. of course, these are the same people who came up with the saying "big fish eat small fish; small fish eat prawn crackers. " either they are immensely talented or ingenious, or my translations tend to tread on the fine line between ridiculous and incoherent.
and a nasty bird called robert pecking away on your left ear. i hope you fall. but if the Spandaus prevail and fish ruled the earth for a moment, the earth would dry up like a dog's carcass in the face of three months of arid weather and a wave of hyperactive vultures in mating season... as if it weren't already happening. and yes, vultures are social animals. in celebration of impending freedom. bye. 
