  Today the cafeteria, amazingly, had nothing to offer to me I am not allergic to. Oh, they had bread, but only the kind with seeds in that makes me gag. I bought two slices anyway and they're currently staring at me in an offensively offhand manner from the floppy paper plate; "Can't handle seeds, eh?
Loser. " I am not bird. Bravely, I tried eating some (dryand uninteresting) salad which I was allergic to, but I soon found out I'm not a bunny either. In the end, I ate a bg of sweets and a bottle of Coke and pretended it was what I really wanted to do all along. Today is just really not my day, but happily, I've made my excuses and will shortly go and work from home. Points for 21.2.: 24.5/24 LinktoComments('picky') urlLink Comment 
