  The Seven Dwarfs visit The Vatican The Seven Dwarfs got of the plane and were greeted by the Pope. On their way to Luggage Claim Dopey asked the Pope: "Your Excellency, are there any midget nuns in the Vatican? " The Pope says" Nope. " This disturbs Dopey. "Your Highness" says Dopey, "Are there any midget nuns in Italy? " "Im afraid not. " says the Pope. Again this disturbs Dopey "Okay, are there any midget nuns in the world? " asks Dopey "Afraid not" sighs the Pope. Suddenly in the back of the pack the other six dwarfs were laughing out loud. "What is so funny? " says the Pope? One of the dwarfs replies, "Dopey fucked a penguin, Dopey fucked a penguin. " ~Net 
