  I'm doing my laundry today and the laundromat is 2 1/2 blocks away. A few moments ago, I went back to put the clothes into the dryer. On my way, this old man comes out of his apartment building wearing NOTHING but a thin navy blue robe. NOTHING else. NOTHING. Anyway, he then asks me if I wanted to come clean his apartment. I declined and told him I was doing my laundry, but thanks anyway. So he asks me if I wanted to come do laundry in his apartment. Ok, so "No thanks, I'm kind of busy. But thanks. " WTF?! ? 
