  Ok, onto the soapbox: I'm getting irritated again. One of my friends is so very moody & a little b*tchy. Instead of getting bent out of shape over it, I'm trying not to let it bother me. I just hate it when she's in one of her "moods. " I don't need that kind of shit on my Tuesday-that-feels-like-Monday. Update: she's being nicer now.
Her Midol must have kicked in. In the political arena, John Kerry has finally made a decision for once in his life: He's chosen John Edwards as his VP running mate. I can honestly say that if John Edwards had been the Democratic pick, I would be having a harder time deciding whom to vote for in November. As it is, I can't stand John Kerry and would rather not associate myself with that man at all. I know others can say the same for George Bush, but this is my blog and I'll decide whom I vote for. You liked those 2 uses of the word "whom" didn't you?
Ok, so I never would have chosen them if spellcheck hadn't picked up on it but it does make me sound smarter, now doesn't it? In Vacation News: we got our passports early Saturday morning! The mailman rang my bell while I was half asleep, though I did have enough wits about me to remember to pull on a robe. Thanks be to Jesus cause I was wearing a little Victoria's Secret pink ballet slip that is oh-so-comfortable! Unfortunately, I just found out that our camera that we loaned to Sergio was stolen while he was in Puerto Rico. We lost our $300 camera and $100 memory card and he lost over 150 pictures - and some were pretty wild from what I hear!
I'm not that stressed about the camera since Sergio said he would replace it, but I hate that he's out that money and that he's lost all of those pictures. Lesson learned: things get stolen in Puerto Rico. For the good of your funny bone, urlLink click here ! You like that urlLink farting cat , don't you? Chris-the-Great saw it and sat there giggling on the couch with tears rolling down his face. It must be a good one.
OK, last one. I promise! Here's a funny joke for you no matter what your religion: There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was black 1. He called everyone "brother" 2. He liked Gospel 3. He couldn't get a fair trial But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1.
He went into His Fathers business 2. He lived at home until he was 33 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian: 1. He talked with his hands 2. He had wine with every meal 3.
He used olive oil But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian: 1. He never cut his hair 2. He walked around barefoot all the time 3. He started a new religion But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish: 1. He never got married 2. He was always telling stories 3.
He loved green pastures But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a WOMAN: 1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it 3. Even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for him to do. 
