  I found myself with time on my hands today so I was trying to think of some interesting topics for my post. I've visited my usual news websites and found there's a lack of interesting things to post about that haven't already been beaten 12 feet into the ground.
So instead, I thought I would tell you what little I know about my stalker. Let me first say that I don't for sure if he's stalking me, per say, but for all intents & purposes, he'll be my stalker today. Nearly every morning when I leave for work, I get halfway down the block and I look up to find this guy standing on the corner. He's always just waiting there. Once he sees me, he starts walking very slowly to the subway. Maybe I'm just a tool he uses to time the train, I don't really know. Anyway, I see him & he starts walking to the train. I pass him by and he doesn't say anything to me and he doesn't speed up his walking. As a matter of fact, that's really about it except when it rains. For some reason, he walks a little too close for comfort when I'm carrying my umbrella. When it rains & I find him walking too close, it takes every little bit of self-restraint I have not to beat him down with my red Mandarin Oriental umbrella and then hop onto the train.
I don't necessarily feel threatened by my stalker, I'm just curious. Why me and why does he just wait on the corner until he sees me coming. Oh well, life's mysteries, I guess. Needless to say, every time I see him, I'm left daydreaming about what exactly I would do to him if he should ever try to grab me.
And let me tell you, I'd sure make a hell of a racket & I'd go down kicking and screaming and biting and cussing to boot! Well, that's enough stalker talk. Today's Memes courtesy of urlLink Monday Madness : 1. If you had a farm, what would you name the following animals: pig, cow, goose, chicken, and horse (assume these are show animals and not food. ) pig : The Great Flying Bacon goose : The Mystical Magical Goose chicken : Wise Cock horse : The Stallion 2. What are the top ten spices you use in cooking and what is cooked with them as the main spice (ie. Oregano : spaghetti) how about I just list the top 10 spices that I use to cook, huh? Ok, they are: salt, pepper, Tony's Chachere Seasoning, Lemon Pepper, Garlic Salt, Lowry's Seasoning Salt, Garlic - ok, that's only 8, but I'm done.
3. Name your favorite flower and describe yourself using the letter. This week, my favorite flower is the peony. P is for purty E is for entertaining O is for outstanding N is for nice Y is for yippity-doo-da kind of day, don’t you think? Ta-da! urlLink That’s Monday Madness ! 
