  Another Monday off to a fine start. I could have killed Chris-the-not-so-Great this morning. Sergio came downstairs last night & cut his hair around 11:30 or midnight. Chris took a shower afterward, but didn't bother writing me a note or resetting his alarm clock. I've been awake since about 4:50 am - in 10 minute intervals. He didn't tell me until nearly 5:30 am that he had already taken his shower so he could sleep for a while.
All that time - wasted - not sleeping. But the upside to all of this is: I'm going to see PRIMUS tomorrow!! Yeah, that's right bitches! So don't expect a post tomorrow, I'll be partying away! This week will be busy: Brad & his friend, Beth are coming for a visit on Thursday. I don't know Beth but I guess I'll have time to get to know her. Then, in late August, my sister Catherine & her husband, John, are coming up for her birthday! I just found out today so I'm way excited! But, let's not forget Italy. I mean, it's only the first real vacation Chris & I have ever taken together in the 9+ years we've known each other.
Oh, and our first trip overseas ever - for both of us. Yeah!! The only thing we have left to do is get our passports. If for some reason our waiting this long to get our passports screws up our trip, I'm going to flip my lid! I've got to think positively. Think positively .
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In today's news: In pursuit of the $10 million X-prize, the first privately built aircraft made it 62.5 miles upward into space, briefly. It then returned to where it took off just a short time afterward. This is the first step in competing for the prize; the contest will happen later this year.
( urlLink CNN.com ) From News of the Weird: From a police report quoted in Seattle's newsweekly The Stranger (April 29): "[A] witness stated that he and another witness watched the suspect walk up to several different men [at the University Book Store on the University of Washington campus], get on his knees, and sniff their anuses. He would then lean forward as though he was getting a book off the lower shelf. [One witness] also said that when one male got up from a bench and walked away, the suspect walked over and started smelling the area where the male had been sitting.
When the witnesses confronted the suspect about the incidents, the suspect said, 'Sometimes I forget myself and get carried away. '" I'm hearing so much about that fat f*ck Michael Moore - that hypocritical piece of sh*t. Anyway, his movie is coming out this weekend or next and there's a lot of hype about it and I'm trying to decide if I'm going to go see it. I mean, on the one hand, I don't like the man. He's a big hypocrite. On the other hand, I'm curious to see what kind of lies this man has on tape. I'm also curious to see what kind of footage this guy has from the Middle East. For instance, as we all know by now, he had footage from one of the hostages but didn't want to release it since he thought it would generate negative publicity for his movie.
That selfish piece of sh*t. Alright, so I'm going to see the movie but I won't be happy about paying for it. I hate thinking he's actually making money off of this. Why do I hate this man so much? Oh, yeah, he's a big fat hypocritical piece of sh*t, that's why. I need to go have a beer and calm down. That fat f*ck. 
