  This just in: urlLink Ozzy Voted Alien Ambassador Where there's water, there must be life, therefore Mars must have aliens. Internet pollsters recently voted Ozzy Osbourne as the favorite to represent Earth to our alien brethren. Other top choices included Tony Blair, George Bush, and Simon Cowell. What a bizarre perspective aliens would get of humanity! Followed by: urlLink Two top French nutritionists are telling people to go for a Big Mac and keep their fingers off the traditional French quiche . What a strange, strange world we live in. 
