  As an insider to the Yaya Empire, it is in great hush-hushness that I expose the true Yaya to you all. I can only do this as she and Chris the Great are overseas. (I have just finished watching The Bourne Identity and I think I can take over the world, one assassin at a time!
) Let us look at a little background history, shall we? We know that she was born and raised in Louisiana. She supposedly had a full childhood with regular trips to visit family out of town. Records indicate one arrest when she was just in high school. (Once? In high school??? What???? ) She was smuggling illegal immigrants in from the borders of Mexico.
One can only assume that these immigrants would serve as minions to her ever growing empire. Is Yaya really in Italy? Do you really believe that she's on a "honeymoon"? Stay tuned to find out....... 
