  This morning, my mother was on her spring cleaning tear and was cleaning the front closet. Then next thing I knew, I hear a hiss and there was something spraying all over my mother's face. A can of STANK Busch Light exploded and hosed her down with SKUNK BEER! I felt so bad because my mom just SMELLED SO GOD AWFUL! Poor woman took it squa between the eyes too. Albeit, the hosing was some what alarming (no one should EVER be sprayed with Busch Light), I couldn't help but break out laughing. I've seen beer sprayed many times (notably the Jeff-Eichhorn-Corona-to-the-Eye ordeal of 2000) but this was so far the best one I've ever seen. Almost blew my mom CLEAR out of the front door! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 
