  Jobs,  love,  school,  career,  cell phones,  life insurance,
 marriage,  car payments,  voting,  taxes,  cappuccinos,  silk ties,
 family,  alcohol,  recycling,  children,  mortgage,  credit cards,
 dress shoes,  religion,  neighbors,  dental plan,  long- distance,
 health clubs,  tax brackets,  vacations,  haircuts,  ironed khakis,  upper management,
 daytimers,  board meetings,  black socks,  funerals,  cubicles,  sex,
 friends,  bank accounts,  dinette set,  golf outings,  down payments,  jury duty,
 electric bill,  medications,  student loans,  alimony,  diapers,  security deposits,
 airports,  palm pilots,  birth control,  politically correct,  drugs,  70 hour work week,
 company picnics,  Wall Street Journal,  stock options.  There's so much more now.  It was all so simple before.  What the fuck happened?
 The hardest part of the day used to be trying to defeat her:
