  So, since I'm bored, random thoughts are popping into my head. For example. The words "inflatable" and "jesus" came together. Being an internet savvy individual, I jumped on my fav browser, urlLink Dogpile and typed in that phrase, inflatable jesus .
Search results came up empty. So then I wondered why? You see big inflatable lizards, balloons and purple apes at car dealers...why not huge inflatable jesi (plural of jesus) for church functions like craft fairs and picnics. There's a market there you know, why not? The church in the last 50 years has moved from faith to fashion show. Why not make the whole thing even more absurd? 
