  Mood:  hehe.  morbidly hopeless ^ _^  Music:  "
Jolene"  redone by White Stripes Pondering:  Is irony REALLY best served on an Iron plate?  What about a glass plate?  Peter:  I wrote Chapter 1 Me:
 coolio Peter:  I make myself look badass.  it's so funny if you think of me doing those things.  Peter:  would you like to read it?  Me:
 lol.  I can just see you pulling some Crouching Geek,  Hidden Nerd moves.  Me:  yes I would Me:  Nezunezu222@
yahoo. com Peter:  more like an almighty smiting spell.  h/ o let me pull it up for you Me:  kk Peter:
 it hath been sent Peter:  it should show up any minute Me:  cool.  I'll read it later.  Do you mind?  Me:
 I'm reading another Fanfic right now.  Peter:  really?  Peter:  can you link me to it?  Me:
 yeh.  Slash Harry potter Me:  and Draco Peter:  .  Peter:  on second thought,
 nevermind.  Me:  heh Me:  ^ _^  Me:
 gay boys. are sexy Peter:  .  Peter:  * shudder*
 Me:  THEY ARE!  Peter:  that's nastier than tubgirl.  Peter:  almost.
 Me:  hehe Peter:  okay,  it's not even close.  Me:  ew.
 Me:  Dudley like Draco.  Me:  eewww.  Peter:  .
 Peter:  haHA!  Gay boys ain't so sexay now,  are they?  Me:  NOT FAT ONES!
 Peter:  lmao Peter:  roflmfao!  Me:  ^ _^
 Peter:  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOT FAT ONES!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Me:  heh.  well.  most gay boys aren't fat.
 they're sexy.  Peter:  so.  anyways.  when you are done with your gay fantasies,  will you look into my fanfic?
 Peter:  my badass beat the shit out of a bunch of death eater posers fanfic Me:  cool!  Me:  I'm dressing up as snape tomorrow. heh^
_^  Peter:  I kill all of them Me:  to go to the party.  Peter:  .
 Me:  ^ _^  Peter:  my mom is dressing up like a gryfendor.  or something Peter:
 she has the tie with the colors.  the witch hat.  the robes.  Me:  lol Peter:  I usually don't encourage these things,
 but I got her a wand.  Me:  ^ _^  Peter:  yeah.
 it's not wood.  it's cheap plastic.  one of those magician ones.  Me:  ah Me:  i see Peter:
 why the hell won't Emily get online.  I want her to read my fanfic.  Me:  Besides since when do Slytherins care about fairness?  Youre starting to sound like a Gryffindor.  Me:
 the ultimate insult Peter:  ?  Me:  nevermind Peter:  sure.  Peter:
 now that your gay fanfic hasn't turned you on as much as you were hoping,  can you read mine?  Me:  I'm not done.  and the fanfics don't turn me on.  Only you peter *
winkwink*  Peter:  I have a girlfriend Me:  i was kidding Me:  and i'm sorry about that Peter:  thank you.
 Peter:  damn.  Peter:  can you at least stop reading your gay fanfic long enought to give me imput?  Me:  no.
_^  its nessecary.  And plus.  your fanfic isn't as predictable as these are!  I LIKE predictable slash fanfics.  Peter:
 hmmm.  Me:  god.  these things are predictable.  Peter:  and then.
 THEY HAD SEX!  THEY MADE HOT GAY MANLOVE!  the end Me:  of COURSE the only way to save draco is to have a Parsel Mouth suck the venom out of him.  through a small opening on the inner thigh.  duh.
 Peter:  .  Peter:  read mine.  Me:  no.
 tomorrow.  Peter:  before you rot your brain to an extent that the only criticism you can make is that I need gay sex in it.  Me:  lol.  .
 ^ _^  the ultimate form of critisim Peter:  .  Peter:  just read the thing before you can't get the idea of hot wizard on wizard action out of your head.
 Me:  no!  NEVER WILL IT LEAVE MY THOUGHTS!  Me:  NOOO!  Peter:
 .  Peter:  can you just read the stupid thing?  please?  Peter:  I need some imput.
 Me:  no!  Me:  tomorrow!  Peter:  NO!
 Peter:  NOW!  Me:  I still have 13 more chapters of hot wizard on wizard action to read!  Peter:  ick Me:
 ^ _^  Me:  actually there has been no sex ye. wait. nope.
 there it is.  Peter:  .  Me:  Youre welcome,  he replied kissing Draco on the lips.
 Me:  ^ _^  Me:  thought you might like that Peter:  you are one sick mamma jamma Me:
 heh.  I pride myself on that fact Peter:  that you are a " mamma jamma?  Peter:  you sicken me.
 Me:  no.  that I'm sick Peter:  can you take a break from you're perverse fanfic to at least comment on mine?  Me:  nope.
 Me:  well.  I can say one thing Me:  It needs hot wizard on wizard ACTION!  Peter:  it has one guy beating the shit out of a bunch of guys with spells he shouldn't know Peter:
 he casts flame strike on them Me:  no gay sex?  Me:  * shniff*  Peter:
 no.  Peter:  Draco and Fabian get their lungs ripped out.  Me:  DAMN YOU LORD ARSENIC!  DAMN YOU TO THE DEPTHS OF MORIA!
 Peter:  wait.  no.  Draco gets his heart ripped out.  Peter:  Fabian is the only one that gets his lungs ripped out Me:
 .  Me:  * tear*  Peter:  I die too.
 Peter:  I go out in a giant subatomic explosion Me:  cool Peter:  Eyes roll back Peter:  wait.  not that one.
 Peter:  it wouldn't work at long distance.  Peter:  * Spreads arms*  *
eyes turn red*  FLAME STRIKE!  Me:  k.  Peter:  You're entire house goes up in flames Me:
 uh. no?  Peter:  yeah.  Peter:  unless you read my fanfic before I log off.
 Me:  naw.  Peter:  pleeeeease?  Me:  no!
 BE PATIENT YOUNG PADAWAN LEARNER!  Peter:  dude.  a padawan would piss his pants if I fired off a Flame Strike at him Me:  lol Peter:  infact,
 wizards don't even know it Me:  AH!  MASSIVE THREESOME WITH TWO BOYS AND A HOUSE ELF!  AH!  * dies*
 Peter:  the only way I would be able to get it would be to get it from a cleric Me:  uh. huh Peter:  and you wouldn't have had to read that if you had just read my fanfic like I asked.  Me:
 * dead*  Peter:  you suck Me:  not for free and only on weekends Peter:  .
 Peter:  why don't you just read my fanfic and stop listing your hooker charges.  Me:  nope Peter:  * sigh*
 Peter:  I give up.  don't read the damn thing,  I don't care Me:  I will Me:  later Me:
 GAH!  Peter:  what?  Me:  I HATE THIS AUTHOR!  Peter:
 then read mine!  Me:  SHE HASN" T UPDATED!  Me:  no.
 can't Me:  gotta keep reading Peter:  well,  I'll be up all night.  do me a favor and read mine before I get off.  Me:
 if you wouldn't be so persistant about it,  maybe i would Peter:  .  Peter:  lets talk about the sky!  Peter:
 look how dark it is.  Peter:  look how the little stars are peering down.  Arsenic1013:  look at the little stars reading my fanfic over my shoulder Me:  i'm gonna shoot you Peter:
 be gentle!  aim for my heart!  Peter:  if you can tell me from what movie that is,  I won't ask you to read my fanfic for the rest of the night Me:  Cowboy Bebop?
 Peter:  nope!  Peter: READMYFANFICREADMYFANFICREADMYFANFICREADMYFANFICREADMYFANFICREADMYFANFICREADMYFANFICREADMYFANFICREADMYFANFICREADMYFANFICREADMYFANFICREADMYFANFICREADMYFANFICREADMYFANFICREADMYFANFICREADMYFANFICREADMYFANFICREADMYFANFICREADMYFANFICREADMYFANFICREADMYFANFICREADMYFANFICREADMYFANFICREADMYFANFICREADMYFANFICREADMYFANFICREADMYFANFICREADMYFANFICREADMYFANFICREADMYFANFICREADMYFANFICREADMYFANFICREADMYFANFICREADMYFANFICREADMYFANFICREADMYFANFICREADMYFANFICREADMYFANFICREADMYFANFICREADMYFANFICREADMYFANFICREADMYFANFIC Me:  NO!  AH!
 * buries self under 5 miles of slash fanfics*  Peter:  * digs through*  Peter:
 * hands you my fanfic*  Me:  ah!  Me:  *
goes deeper*  Peter:  MUWAHAHAHAHAHA Peter:  * digs deeper*  Peter:
 * listens to " Yo Pumpkin Head"  Me:  * listens to Cats on Mars*
 Peter:  I like both of those.  Me:  ^ _^  me too!
