  urlLink Stop looking to some dead man for a quick fix diet and just eat like a sensible human being. If you're a fat bastard, fine. Be a fat bastard. If you're an anorexic jackass with a thyroid problem, fine. Be a twig. Besides, I'm not going to buy into a fucking diet that says: "You know what? You can eat three burgers and a pound of bacon but you can't have an apple.
Because the apple has carbs. " Just be yourself. Eat that twinkie; enjoy that cake; buy that extra pound of gourmet cream cheese you've always wanted. And if people look at you funny because you're too fat or too skinny, tell them to fuck off and die. 
