  Why thank you Will, and thank you everyone for your well wishes. It's been an amazing day. The test....well, I waited about an hour, I got the forms, I sat for another two hours. Then they called me up. I took the vision test and got it perfect....20/40 perfect, that is. Then they gave me over to my supervisor, a one-armed man whose stump was incredibly versatile.
It was amazing. But that's besides the point. He was really anal, and for that, I received two error marks...but that doesn't matter cuz it takes seven to fail. WOO, so I got it. It looks horrible, this new beige colour with yellow. But I got it, nonetheless.
So I say to my mom: "Mom, do you still have that check from Gran (pet name for my paternal grandmother) in your purse? " "Yep, sure do. " "Ok, well let's go cash it. " "Ok." "And then I'm going to go to Backyard Burgers. " "Ok." "ALONE. " "Oh...um, well...ok." I went.
I got the number one with tea, and I sat on the trunk of my car in the parking lot laughing to myself and be generally optimistic, answering any questions as to why I was so happy. Then I finished and went home with a CD blasting. I sat around, I went to the party at my grandmother's and got 90 bucks, which is awful considering I got 430 about six years ago. Dammit. And my grandmother gave me a little toy car and a keychain, "for when you get it, and there's something to wet your appetite with"...those a-holes. I got my cellphone back and FINALLY got to hear all of those messages, so if you called in the last five days I'll be getting back to you really soon...tomorrow.
A few surprises actually. It's been a great day, just because of those messages. The fact that I got six was awesome, but some of the content therein was really nice, as well. I'm rambling. That's awesome guys, I have a license and no tricked out ride to be mackin' my hoz with. Shiet biatch.
I might get a car pretty soon, but I dunno. Even when I get it, I can't have people with me, says mother. But what she doesn't know can't kill her, right? At least for now when I don't have that problem. Thanks again all. 
