  Dudes, the weirdest thing happened... I was at my grandma's today, and she goes..."I don't know if you'll have any use for this, but you can have it.
" She handed me a Best Buy gift card. I was drinking some milk at the time. "So, how much is on it? " "Oh...fifty bucks, I think? " "Augh...ogg....ohh..eh....eh..." that was me choking my guts out, by the way... So woot, fifty bucks for me, with which I bought CKY's Infiltrate-Destroy-Rebuild , Linkin Park's Hybrid Theory , Jerry Cantrell's Degradation Trip, Volumes One and Two , and Metallica's Master of Puppets , back when they were decent.
So incredibly happy, I'll be sitting there smiling in front of my computer for days now, listening to such classics as Sink Into The Underground , Owned , A Place For My Head , and the everlasting Master of Puppets . By the way...if youse goys happen to see a band called Sentenced at a CD store or something...and they have a CD called Down there...
I HOPE YOU HAVE A CELLPHONE BCUZ, AND NO MATTER WHAT TIME IT IS, AND NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE, I DON'T CARE IF IT'S THE SOUTH POLE, I'LL PAY THE BILL IF YOU CALL ME ABOUT IT, BCUZ I NEED IT NOW . Heheh, ok, so I've got all the songs on KaZaA, but I want it nonetheless. Thank you for your concern, and have a good day. END TRANSMISSION 
