  Ow. My shoes were ghey while I was running, and one of them caught on a stone. I did some kind of taekwondo roll and bombed the right side of my body. I should join the martial arts club for that one. Having injury on the right side of your body is a constant reminder and testament to how right handed the stupid world is. Like when I tried to turn on my right handed shower and landed on my quite skinned right knee. Right-handed capitalist pigs. 
