  Suede-like? Substitution suede? Do we get it even if you go insane? Heh. It could be worse, you could be sitting there writing about a guy with a duck sceptre and his midget, drunken sidekick, fighting the mallard of evil named Zoolof :) I have problems people, many many problems. "FIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, 32 volts of burning flame, little plastic soldier's bane, Ebaebamahickey, furnace of death, cookies sticky," 
