  Heheh. Umm. Glad this place be so hoppin'. Not that I've been contributing so much. But yeargh. I think when a child is born they must release some chemical that gives ADD or some other brain-discolouring disorder, because it would seem that all of zem be cranially imbalanced in some method, eh? They all turn Canadian, that's what happens, eh. It's a brain-discolouring gas that gets aboot the brain and turns it to Tab cola, eh. 
