  God.  Ubbi Dubbi.  Argh.  Everytime I hear it I want to cry.  I get a word or two every once in a while. finally,
 something so dumb that even I can't understand it.  Wow .  But that should sound absolutely incredible,  I think I would have a slight heart attack,  seizure,  and aneurism at the same time if I heard it.
 Good luck! altho the next time youse goys ( woot i said uz goys,  linds is gonna pwn me*  read this it shall be over and we shall hear your tortured tales of a nice,  Christian-
ly wholesome night of family fun.  Yay!  Will Whiteside,  you are incredible.  I think you've been reading your Rhetoric,  atlho slightly twisting the whole "
no affronting the receiver of an argument"  part,  but whatever,  yo.  Tizotally bizongin',  wizurd.
 Thanks for the sympathies.  I would say more about it but I have to stop myself from laughing after reading that soliliquy of my defense,  which shall last ( the laughing,  that is)  for the next few days or so because I am incredibly bored,
 locking myself in my room as soon as I wake up and working out songs,  putting together Abby's party,  fixing my amps,  playing cool video games (  Lord of the Rings ,  God curse it)
 jumping off the roof of my house ( that requires unlocking my room,  but it happens)  setting things on fire,  setting myself on fire,  breaking stuff,
 going to Taco Bell,  etc.  It may seem very thrilling.  SURPRISE !  It sucks!  I'm going to go back up to my room now and try not to break a limbsorryabbyiknowyou'llbemadbutitstoomuchfuniloveyouplease?
 Subliminal messages are awesome.  I'm going to stop doing drugs now and leave you all at peace.
