  Well, just finished reading the whole hell thing, and the computer didn't die. Where'd you get this? It'd be awesome to take vacations in hell. "Visit the frozen depths of Cocytus, see the Eternal Freeze TODAY! " Have a picnic amidst the Fields of Purgation, what a lovely time. I can help you with those links later if you would like. As to everyone elses' posts...this thing has one percent battery left, so I'll have to read these later. Woo. 
