  Here's the story: A couple of weeks ago, my friends & I went to urlLink Sing Sing . While there, Nate, was beckoned to the other side of the piano stage by a group of eligible females. Cherie & I periodically stood up to look over to see if he was hitting it off! Well, the last time I stood up, Chad E. Savannah decided to pull my chair out from under me, as I sat down! I gracefully landed on the floor, on my butt in front of a whole lotta people! (Luckly, the entertainers didn't see, or I surely would have been roasted alive! ) Well, I wasn't going to sit by the wayside & let Mr. Savannah get away with that, no siree! So I schemed, & I plotted, & today Mr. Savannah received his first subscription to the gay magazine, Unzipped. Paybacks a bitch ain't it! I say he got off easy! I had a lot more Mephistophelian ideas going through this imaginative brain. So Chad's declared war on me! I caution him though, I've got more where that came from! That was a mere warm-up! Be afraid, Mr. Savannah, be very, very afraid! 
