  All In The Name Of Science I've never been big into science, but over dinner at the Outback this weekend with urlLink ADYP and urlLink Lemon Fresh Jesus the topic of those nifty urlLink Brookstone "EcoSpheres" came up. We were all commenting on how neat it was and how we'd all like one, and of course ADYP had to bring up the buring question: "What if you jizzed into one? Could you create a new master race of seamonkeys? " Alas, I come into work this morning and there is a Litre of urlLink Poland Spring on my desk which has been there festering under the light for about 3 weeks to a month.
I'd only drank about a quarter of it before I forgot about it all together. I notice there is some green algae starting to grow in the bottom of it. Now, for the sake of science I will leave this bottle here and see if I have created life through a little saliva and a lot of forgotten, overpriced bottled water.
Perhaps I will create a race of small people who will in turn capture me, shrink me and make me their Goddess, like they did to little Lisa Simpson. That could be neat. I bet being a diety pays well. So here it is, officially, Day 1 of the Great Ecosphere Experiment has gotten underway. All I have to report is a thin layer of green algae. I'll keep you posted with developments. 
