  A sales representative, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one. " "Me first! Me first! " says the admin clerk.
"I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world. " Poof! She's gone. In astonishment, "Me next! Me next! " says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of piña coladas, and the love of my life.
" Poof! He's gone. OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch. " Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say. 
