  There is a farmer who is having problems with his chickens. All of a sudden, they start begging very sick and he doesn't know what's wrong with them. After trying all conventional methods, he calls a biologist, a chemist, and a physicist to see if they can figure out what is wrong. So the biologist looks at the chickens, examines them a bit to find out what the matter is. He says he has no clue.
Then the chemist takes some testsand makes some measurements, but he comes to no conclusions either. Finally the physicist tries. He stands there and looks at the chickens for a long time without touching them. All of a sudden he starts scribbling away in a notebook. After several gruesome calculations, he exclaims, "I've got it! But it only works for spherical chickens in a vacuum. " I miss Dr. Jak. Those of you who know what I'm talking about...well, you know.
Now, don't wet yourselves or have a conniption- but there are only 50 school days left! *Runs around laughing maniacally* Ahem. YAY!!!!!!!!!!! We're SO close!!!! Jordy and I decided yesterday that we have to have chalk-drawing parties this summer, as well as camp in somebody's backyard. I think we could make these a regular thing... tell me your thoughts. And somebody bloody call me!! I'm bored! 
