  last sat n sun working at causeway point doing a roadshow sux nv tok so much in my sales line before nv ever before ended up wif a terrible sore throat n losing my voice after work (lucky enuf, it was after work...) worst thing is no sales! mon was trying to study tue was trying to study wed was ermmm.. ht paper.. tot i was confident realised i had not done any calculations revision totally screwed no much to worry it's over juz pray hard i'll pass gotta prepare for proteomics arghhh... *** Try this! This will leave you shaking your head! While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction and there's nothing you can do about it!
*** HOW TO MAKE LOVE Ingredients: 4 Laughing eyes 4 Well-shaped legs 4 Loving arms 2 Firm milk containers 2 Nuts 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl 1 Firm banana Directions: 1. Look into laughing eyes. 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers. 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls. Notes: 1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use. 2.
Do not lick mixing bowl after use. 3. If cake rises, leave town. *** 
