  Types &nbsp; Before my rant, here is a quick update. 1. B-52's sucked. SUCKED! Sound was off, they played crap, and the crowd had to give an encore for 'Rock Lobster'. What the fuck is that? 2. Work is still kicking my ass, in the emotional way. A coworker got transferred, and all of a sudden I'm a backstabber. I've been called such before, but in this situation I did nothing. I wash cars! I have nothing to do with anything except doing what I am told, and the only thing I am ever told is to WASH FUCKING CARS!
3. Got a great new haircut! Okay now the rant. I am not Shannon's type. She says I'm wrong (actually she says she doesn't have a type, but, whatever...details) but I am right. The proof lies in a few simple facts.
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Shannon was/is Punk. I am not, or ever was punk. I have been Geek as long as I can remember. (actually Geek bordering on Loser, but, whatever...details) 2. Everyone has their hollywood types that they crush on. I have nothing in common with any of her hollywood crushes.
Johnny Depp? Eddie Vedder? Angelina Jolie? HA! I'm more of a John Godman looking mutha fucka, knaamean? And I cetainitly don't have that cool, detached vacency in my eyes like those cats. I am very attached.
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The clincher happened last night while watching the Beverly Hills 90210 Reunion special (and no we did not and will not watch "The O.C."). You know how everyone either liked Brandon or Dylan, but nobody liked Steve? While I dropped the question, Brandon or Dylan. She said Dylan. AH-HAH! She has a type that I just don't fit into. Granted its a type that harkens back to her early teenage years, but thems is some formative years, and some of those crushes ain't dead.
So I'm in a constant search for what exactly it was that drew her to me. I am comfortable with the fact that we are soul mates, one of those sick couples that die within days of one another of a broken heart, but I still wish there was a more physical reason for her being drawn to me. She claims the cute butt, but as a man I am incapable of understasnding the female love for man's butt. Shannon, I don't care that I'm not your type, but the above questions and comments are all products of an overweight child's dementia. 
